one word makes a huge difference...

so i've felt like shit the last few days.  that's no good, specially because i have to fly to virginia tomorrow morning.

was chatting with one of the guys at work.  in the blank he said "bong" but i heard "bomb."  really changes the tone of the conversation...

"so when i worked at the hardware store there was this guy who asked me to build him a _____.  so i did.  he was so happy with it that he asked me to build him another one a couple of days later."

bombs are for killing
bongs are for smoking fine weed
bongs are much safer

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[Bryan]

Good stuff. Maybe he said "balm", which also totally changes the meaning. "Here, try some ChapStick. It's da balm!"