so i was getting a ride to the train station from my cousin richard. i'd been out on the island visiting my grandfather who's staying with my aunt to recover from some surgery (it went well, and he's fine thanks for asking). richard's been a tad under the weather, so he had the heat blasting. and then i blasted something...
yeah. an s.b.d. silent but deadly. i gotta admit, even though humans tend to be immune to their own smell, this one was pretty bad. combined with the heat it was as if i just dutch ovened my cousin.
i mention this because the reek of my picks was far worse than the stench of gas emanating from my bowels...
winners: redskins, eagles, bengals, colts
losers: raiders, cowboys, bills, steelers, 49ers, patriots, texans, jaguars, jets
week 5 record: 4-9
season record: 43-31
# of football games i've been able to watch: still 1/2, but at least this weeks games weren't really worth watching (see...i was right about something!)
might be back later today with week 6 picks. shitty weather all weekend means i shall be a homebody.
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