dear ms. hundley,
first i'd like to start this letter by saying thank you. thank you from the bottom of my heart. you were able to accomplish something that even his complete lack of knowledge about anything baseball related could do, get steve phillips fired. for this the entire espn watching populace owes you a debt of gratitude. you have spared us from watching that dolt drone on about a sport he clearly knows nothing about.
thanks to you we can now go back to watching baseball tonight and random espn games of the week. we can go back to listening to espn radio. most importantly we can trade in our ps3s because it was the only system with a baseball game free of steve phillips' mindless prattle.
unfortunately the praise for you ends there. while i'll always be grateful you committed harakiri, and sacrificed your career for the good of the sports enjoying public as a whole, your methods were...wrong. while good has come as a result of what you have done, spun properly mr. phillips could be allowed back into the fold as a sports personality again some day.
with that in mind i've decided to take you to task on a few of the things you said in your attempt to look like a victim instead of a hero who bravely and boldly accepted her fate for the horrible things she did.
"I've been called things by the public that no woman should ever be
called. I couldn't go a day without getting, you know, 200
messages in my inbox from people that have never met me, just labeling,
just calling me names. I've been called the 'C' word. I've been called
a whore. I've been called a homewrecker."
well brooke, we're going to have to agree to disagree on this one. those words are things most women should be called. not often or always, but enough that they know that we know what they're up to. we'll address these one by one in reverse order, saving my favourite word ever for last.
homewrecker: i don't know about you, but i'm pretty certain telling a man's wife about everything you've done with her husband, saying he loves you and not her, and mentioning how he tells you intimate personal details about her and her kids in a letter which leads to her filing for divorce does, in fact, make you a homewrecker. hell, i would say that's the very definition of a homewrecker. i'm not certain how you could think that the things you did causing this man to be essentially kicked out of his home don't make you a homewrecker.
whore: you fucked a married man. a lot. yup, you're a whore.
"c" word or as i like to say cunt: we've gone over lots of things that make people a cunt on this site. all sort of stuff from wearing a beret to being lars ulrich. i think we can definitely make an addition to that list for you. i mean if you can't call a girl --who fucks a married man, tells his wife and ruins his marriage, and oh...stalks his kid on facebook to get information about him-- a cunt, then frankly brooke i don't know who you can call a cunt (other than lars ulrich). honestly, you'd of been less of a cunt if you would have burned his house down and used the flames to roast and eat his dog.
"When Jay Leno was using my looks as part of his opening monologue to get a cheap laugh. At that point, you know, a person has their breaking point. That was my breaking point."
i'd ask you not to take this the wrong way, but there's no wrong way to take it. brooke, sweetie, you're fucking ugly. i'm not saying you're susan boyle ugly or anything, but you're not really a looker. the fact that steve phillips would prefer to fuck you over his fairly attractive wife (who's a mother of 4 and has a much better body than you) just proves he's a fucking idiot. i have to say it's kind of sad that you can't take a joke based on your looks. it shows you lack a sense of humour which makes you even less attractive.
let's put it into perspective using me as an example. it seems right now brad pitt and angelina jolie are having some problems. i don't know why that is or what they are, nor do i care. but i'd have to say if angelina chose me to fly to some random country with her and fuck while picking out the next in her series of children of many colours, i'd certainly expect jay leno to wonder aloud why ms jolie would rather have the short irish dick of a fat man than mr. pitt's seemingly wondrous hog. (i mean, in all seriousness, brad pitt has to have one amazing dick considering jen aniston is still begging for it) hell, i'd probably wonder myself. and post it here.
"I think people are so quick to make a judgment without ever ... I
don't know if they want to know the details. It's
almost like, 'Here's a great story. Here's a great chance for me to
destroy a person,' without any sense of really thinking about the fact
that there's a human being behind those words."
yeah, it's mean to destroy a person, huh brooke? it's almost as if the public has ruined your marriage, got you publicly fired from your job, and had you sent to rehab so there was even a chance you could resume your career...oh wait.
like i said at the top, thank you so much for removing that man from the public eye. the year or two we'll be without him will be glorious and i'll never forget you for it. that is, until i do. and i will. because in the end you were nothing but an attention seeking, homewrecking, delusional, cunty whore.
love always,
chris
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