randoms...

three ideas for posts popped into my head today.  i started writing all three only to be interrupted for whatever reason here at work.  when i eventually got back to them, i stopped because they all sucked or i had lost interest in caring about them.  makes me wonder if any of them would have been any good.

instead, here are some randoms.  shit that stream of consciously pops out of my head...

lost:  watched lost last night.  will not watch lost any more.  there is definitely more to come on lost, i am totally disappointed by how bad it sucked.  and that's after i lowered expectations.

sweedish fish:  someone dropped off a huge bag of them for one of my residents.  by huge i mean a 30 ounce bag.  i'm not certain what anyone would do with nearly 2 pounds of sweedish fish, but damn do i want to rip the bag open and have a few.

trying to be less fat:  yup, that's me again.  figure with a big vegas trip on the horizon, my cousins wedding, and then mikie's wedding this is a good year to not be a fat slob.  fat's ok, but the slob part isn't.  this is the main reason i haven't ripped open the bag of sweedish fish.

the mets:  like lost, i fear even the lowest of expectations won't be met by this team.  they're doing the same shit as last year. they signed one player anyone gives a damn about and are saying the rest of the team is ok.  last year was k-rod, this year is jason bay.  we've not signed a decent bat for the bench, we've not gotten the starter we need, we've not made sure the bullpen will be able to get the game to k-rod on the off chance we have a lead.  on the bright side, tickets on ebay should be about 50% off again this year.

typos:  was reading an old post i made last night and found a spot i typed "teh" instead of "the."  i can't begin to tell you how enraging this is.  not making the typo itself, because i do that constantly, but realizing that i didn't catch it.  why is it that i don't see typos and misspellings until i've actually made the post (or in this case nearly a year later)?

the words "sexy" and "creepy":  i have been using them far too much lately.  i have no idea why.  it's kind of annoying.  then again every time i criticize myself for using them again, i find a way to justify why it was appropriate.

asses:  i'm an ass man.  i like the female ass very much.  don't get me wrong, i like all female parts, but asses in particular.  i'm thinking it's because, in general, a sexy girl will not notice you staring at her ass unless you're being creepy about it.  if you stare at her breasts, it's kind of happening right in her face.  in fact she'll likely notice you staring at her breasts because you're not looking at her face.  don't get me wrong, i'd never tell a girl to put her breasts away if she took them out.  i'd be very thankful.  i'm just saying i'd rather check out her ass.

yes i did that on purpose:  there wasn't going to be a quiz or anything but i'm chuckling and yes that was my justification for doing it.

superbowl:  i want the saints to win.  unfortunately, i think the colts will win.  in the end i'd bet the over and just hope my boxes' numbers come up.

easiest job in america:  thanks to lewis black, i used to think the easiest job in america was weatherman in san diego.  after thinking about it, i'm pretty sure it's being quarterback's coach of the indianapolis colts.  seriously, what are you teaching peyton manning?  

done:  wow, seems that hour went fast and it is time for me to eat.  pic (what are the odds it's a redhead with a nice ass?) , spell check, and possibly more  later.  i'm out.

Comments

[Kelly]

I keep using words like "manipulation" and "propaganda" in my blog. People are going to start thing I'm really paranoid. Good gravy!

I have enjoyed your humorous ramblings, thus far. My first time here. A redhead with a nice ass? Sounds good to me! :)

Know what you mean by making misspelling and grammatical errors in a post and not catching them in time. Pisses ya off, don't it?

[Kelly]

I meant to say THINKING, not THING, damn it! See what I mean?

[chris]

kelly, thanks for dropping by (and for the kind words)! don't take this the wrong way but quickly dropping by your site after seeing your name and "A redhead with a nice ass? Sounds good to me! :)" i was quite disappointed to find out you are a guy. it was of course 4:30 and i was both exhausted and a tad inebriated.

that said your paranoia looks like something i may well enjoy. will definitely drop by your place on the web for a more thorough look.

and yeah, missing typos sucks. more so because i make em constantly and look for em two or three times before posting. it's less "oh i made a typo" and more "fuck, how did i miss that?"

and yeah, i see what you mean. want me to edit that and make it seem like it never happened? just say the word sir. (=